Nonsense Recommended by my Kid--a probing investigation into the weird, useless, and/or dumb corners of children's media. Although ABOUT children's media, the podcast is not FOR children and ADULT LANGUAGE is utilized early and often. Also featuring bad Donald Trump impressions and intense liberal sentiment. Music is Blind Love Dub by Jeris.
Episodes
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Brandon and Erin discuss Various Forms of Wonka.
If you record a podcast in Brandon's closet, can you hear the moose costume? Which member of the First Family turns into the blueberry? How much of this podcast does Erin remember? All of this and more will be discussed!
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
Brandon and Erin discuss Animal Crossing... complete with the extremely uneven acoustic quality that you've come to expect and love.
Is a gold toilet worth the price of your soul? How many Bells does it take to start up a eugenics program? Will we ever successfully end this episode or will the outro music repeat indefinitely until the sun engulfs the earth? All of this and more will be discussed!
Thursday May 07, 2020
Thursday May 07, 2020
Brandon and Erin discuss LEGO... for a little bit and then everything goes off the rails.
Should children be allowed? Why is there so much Gordon Ramsay in this LEGO discussion? How many times can Brandon try to end the episode before he finally succeeds? All of this and more will be discussed!
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Brandon and Erin discuss the musical phenomenon The Phantom of the Opera.
Can Erin fit three references to Back to the Future into one podcast? Does the Phantom have a penis? Can Brandon even remember how to upload a podcast? All of this and more will be discussed!
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Brandon and Erin discuss the contagious respiratory illness known as Influenza.
What would be on the NORK Bingo board? What do Angela Lansbury and Smokey Robinson have in common? Why couldn't Padme and Obi-Wan have just hooked up? All of this and more will be discussed!
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Brandon and Erin discuss The Black Hole (1979).
How does Hans keep his hole so black? Did Walt Disney have a vore fetish? Does Dr. Kate really have ESP... or just Bluetooth? All of this and more will be discussed!
Tuesday Jan 01, 2019
Tuesday Jan 01, 2019
Brandon and Erin discuss Fast Food Kids' Meals.
Wherein Brandon and Erin Consume and Review Five Different Kids' Meals.
Is it just me or does this fry have a really fruity nose? How does a man really know if he loves a taco? Does Donald Trump prefer straight fries or curly fries? All of this and more will be discussed!
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the 2004 movie The Polar Express.
Does fast food exist? Is this what happened to the Duke's waiters from Moulin Rouge? Why did this movie need to pull a Captain Stabby? All of this and more will be discussed!
Saturday Dec 08, 2018
Saturday Dec 08, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the Netflix original movie The Christmas Chronicles.
Was this originally conceived as a horror movie? Did Santa cause the Dark Ages? Why are these Gremlins speaking Polish? All of this and more will be discussed!
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the restaurant chain Chuck E Cheese.
What IS the perfect crime? How do you put the Mark of the Devil on potato salad? Can that guy take off the costume now? All of this and more will be discussed.
Sunday Nov 04, 2018
Sunday Nov 04, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the movie The Little Ghost (Das kleine Gespenst).
Is Brandon a man or a mucus? Can Erin think fourth dimensionally? Will the Swedes rise again? All of this and more will be discussed.
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss The Andy Griffith Show. Specifically: "Ellie Comes to Town" and "Irresistible Andy".
Why are we discussing a 1960s family sitcom on a podcast about children's media? Why does Sheriff Andy despise the rule of law? What is Mitch McConnell's villainous origin story? All of this and more will be discussed.
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the Berenstain Bears. Specifically: Too Much Junk Food and The New Neighbors.
What sort of monster would body-shame a Rubenesque bear? What is scarier: a blackberry or a unicorn? Who can make Bear Country great again? All of this and more will be discussed.
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the cartoon Masha's Spooky Stories.
Is Masha a KGB operative? Do Russians have a different sort of sympathetic nervous system? What is scarier: a blackberry or a gremlin? All of this and more will be discussed.
Monday Sep 24, 2018
Monday Sep 24, 2018
Brandon and Erin discuss the Buddies Cinematic Universe and specifically the movie Super Buddies, directed by Robert Vince.
What happens when you cross a German and a Jamaican accent? Why did it matter if Sauron got the One Ring? Why should horses be afraid of Erin? All of this and more will be discussed.